Aaron Kaplan

Aaron Kaplan

Born

December 23, 1974

Aaron Kaplan was born under thr big top during an exhibition wherein the carnival barker was accidentally gored to death by rabid elephant seals.  This early experience shaped Aaron’s life when he became the first cross-species recipient of tranplanted tusks, which he frequently waxes with ambergris to a glowing shine.

Aaron was raised Chinese and spent his formative years training as a wax lip artist until an unfortunate accident left him unable to use paypal. He resides in California with his daughter, Abby.

Descendants

Children

AK Abby Kaplan

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